Psychic Chicken T-shirts? Absolutely.

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It's true. I printed my second edition Psychic Chicken t-shirts. Here's what I have left on March 26th, 1997...

This might be yer last chance to show the world ya know what's what with yer very own Psychic Chicken t-shirt. Whatcha waitin' for, Bucko?

Already got one, Dude - get me outta here.

All colors are the brightest most durable solid colors available, Bucko. In fact, they are much brighter on the shirts than on this page. No cheap process colors for my minions. This is a quality 100% cotton Fruit of the Loom "Lofteez" t-shirt so prepare to be cool.

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[Note: second edition t-shirts don't have the URL at the bottom.]

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How much? Cheap at twice the price. 100% cotton Fruit of the Loom "Lofteez" - one of the finest t-shirts money can buy.

Yo! As soon as I sell enough of the second edition, I'll do another design and print the 3rd edition or maybe I'll do baseball caps or socks. Ya just never know with a chicken, eh Bucko?

Shipping in the continental US is $5. Outside the continental U.S. drop me an e-mail and I'll tell ya how much it'll cost ya. Most overseas shipping runs from $12 to $15 depending on the destination.

How do ya pay? Make out a check or bank money order in U.S. funds payable to "Gary Piland" - he's my agent - and mail to:

A bit of trivia for ya. About 15% of the e-mails I get have bad addresses - they can dish it out but they can't take it I guess. So if ya know somebody who might like a shirt, please tell 'em for me cause they might not have gotten their e-mail notice.

And now for a word from my creator... er... agent... uh... manager...

Aooga aooga! Surface! Surface...